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[11:37] >>> Sunday Nov 10 2019 – Log reset by @HOL_6000 – Logging Start <<<
[00:00] >>> Friday Apr 10 2020 <<<
[13:05] --> Matsumi_Shin (Uniform) has joined #reddwarfbeta
[13:05] [@HOL_6000] Welcome aboard, Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)
[13:05] > Matsumi_Shin (Uniform) walks down the halls muttering to herself
[13:06] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] fix this fix that....one of these days i'm going to fix HIM
[13:06] > Matsumi_Shin (Uniform) stops in front of a vending machine and puts down her bag
[13:06] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] alrighty then..let's see what's wrong with you...
[13:07] [~Vending Machine] Zur Ehre des Kaisers gebe ich Ihnen Nudeln !!!
[13:07] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] ....
[13:07] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] yeah that would explain that
[13:08] > Matsumi_Shin (Uniform) opens up the vending machine....and glances about...
[13:11] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] ....oh i see the problem..personality circuit got..switched to auto-german
[13:11] > Matsumi_Shin (Uniform) tries to reach in but her chest causes her to get wedged in behind the machine
[13:11] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] .......
[13:22] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] ugh com..come on....
[13:22] > Matsumi_Shin (Uniform) flails a bit
[13:34] > ~Skuttler scoots by and stops..spotting Matsumi
[13:34] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] oh..oh thank god.......
[13:34] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] get some help!
[13:35] > Matsumi_Shin (Uniform) keeps struggling to free herself
[13:35] > ~Skuttler pauses and scoots off
[13:37] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] ugh...*keeps trying to get the machine off her*
[13:43] [~Vending Machine] FÜR DIE EHRE DES VATERLANDES !!!
[13:43] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] ..oh shut up
[13:44] > ~Skuttler returns with..an screwdriver
[13:44] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] ...what..no I meant some help..I mean some actual HELP
[13:44] > ~Skuttler backs off from the yelling
[13:44] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] no..wait no..come back...
[13:44] > ~Skuttler scoots off
[13:44] <-- ~Skuttler has left #reddwarfbeta
[13:45] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] COME BA....aw flipping smeg...
[13:45] > Matsumi_Shin (Uniform) keeps trying to free herself in the meantime
[13:45] > Matsumi_Shin (Uniform) is away
[16:18] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] ugggggh
[16:19] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ^
[16:20] > Matsumi (Uniform) stumbles into her quarters and collapses on her bed
[16:20] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ...fine...
[16:21] > Matsumi (Uniform) lays on the bed...trying to rest
[16:21] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ..flipping hell day...
[16:27] > Matsumi (Uniform) buries her face in the pillow
[16:35] [Arnold J. Rimmer] 4th Technician Matsumi!
[16:36] [Matsumi (Uniform)] GAH!
[16:36] > Matsumi (Uniform) falls off the bed
[16:39] [Matsumi (Uniform)] Rimmah.....it's my break, ain't it?.....
[16:39] [Arnold J. Rimmer] ...that's first technician Rimmer to you, mi laddo!
[16:39] > Matsumi (Uniform) rolls her eyes...
[16:39] [Matsumi (Uniform)] first technician rimmah, yes sir...
[16:40] [Arnold J. Rimmer] first shift is done...second shift has started...get yourselves going!
[16:41] [Matsumi (Uniform)] can't ya get anyone else on this side of the ship?
[16:41] [Arnold J. Rimmer] look i told you...you're the only one here and we have got to work as a team...where's your spirit!? Your pride as an employee of the Jupiter Mining Company?
[16:42] [Matsumi (Uniform)] where's the smegging off switch...
[16:44] [Arnold J. Rimmer] alright then! no waiting! hup hup hup!
[16:45] <-- Arnold J. Rimmer [greatestmilitarymind@reddwarf.co.uk] has left #reddwarfbeta
[16:45] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ugh...
[16:45] > Matsumi (Uniform) gets up
[16:45] [Matsumi (Uniform)] can't wait till the bleeding tour of duty is done....
[16:45] > Matsumi (Uniform) picks up her tools and walks out
[16:45] <-- Matsumi (Uniform) has left #reddwarfbeta (smegging hell)
[16:46] [Matsumi (Uniform)] /DM TO BE CONTINUED?
[16:46] > ~To be (Uniform) Continued!?
[21:04] --> Matsumi (Uniform) has joined #reddwarfbeta
[21:04] [@HOL_6000] Welcome aboard, Matsumi (Uniform)
[21:06] > Matsumi (Uniform) is standing on a box, half way through a vent and trying to fix something not far from dock M
[21:06] [Matsumi (Uniform)] smegging....when was this last fixed.....smegging rimmer and his smegging...
[21:08] [Mek-Kal] /dm As she works, a short alarm sounds then the sounds of mechanical movement before.... silence.
[21:10] [Matsumi (Uniform)] eh? OW!
[21:10] > Matsumi (Uniform) hits her head against the vent and stumbles down
[21:10] [Matsumi (Uniform)] bloody....
[21:10] --> Mek-Kal (Uniform) has joined #reddwarfbeta
[21:10] [@HOL_6000] Welcome aboard, Mek-Kal (Uniform)
[21:10] > Matsumi (Uniform) notices a few scuttlers looking at her
[21:10] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ..don't
[21:10] [Matsumi (Uniform)] huh?
[21:10] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) steps through a door, looking around
[21:11] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] 'ello?? Anyone 'ere?
[21:12] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ..
[21:12] > Matsumi (Uniform) wanders over
[21:12] [Matsumi (Uniform)] 'ello?
[21:12] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) looks over as Matsumi approaches, whistling a bit and winking
[21:13] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Well now.... aren't ye a pret'y li'l philly~
[21:13] > Matsumi (Uniform) blinks and looks behind her...thinking he's talking about someone behind her
[21:14] [Matsumi (Uniform)] wait..you're an actual person!
[21:14] [Matsumi (Uniform)] was told there was nobody else out there'
[21:15] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Ye could call meh that.... but I'm nearer ta a robot than a person.
[21:17] [Matsumi (Uniform)] .....
[21:17] > Matsumi (Uniform) glances back at the scuttlers who scurry away
[21:17] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ...yah seem like more of an improvement to the robots I work with
[21:29] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Well.... tha's cause they're actually 'bots. Ah'm, what wee scientists decided ta' call.... a bio-android.
[21:31] [Matsumi (Uniform)] man....I've nevah heard of that....*walks around Mek-Kal*
[21:31] [Matsumi (Uniform)] OH BLOOMING....sorry what are yah here for again?
[21:34] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Aye... ta business then. I 'ave a supply delivery for a.... Arenold Rimmer...?
[21:35] [Matsumi (Uniform)] Rimmer?.......
[21:36] [Matsumi (Uniform)] what the 'eck would he be ordering...
[21:36] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Aye.... tha's the name on the form.
[21:36] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) shows Matsumi the receipt on his clipboard.
[21:39] > Matsumi (Uniform) looks
[21:39] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ........
[21:40] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ...
[21:40] > Matsumi (Uniform) hands it back
[21:40] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ..I'll..call him
[21:44] > Matsumi (Uniform) pulls out a walkie like device
[21:44] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ..second technician arnold rimmer *sigh* bsc ssc to section M99
[21:45] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) watches and listens curiously
[21:46] [Arnold J. Rimmer] ☇ on my way! ☇
[21:49] [Matsumi (Uniform)] so what's it like outside?
[21:51] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Black.... cold.... no air.... 'bout what ya'd expect space to be.
[21:51] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) winks with a smirk
[21:52] [Matsumi (Uniform)] huh....yah suppose so
[21:52] --> Arnold J. Rimmer [greatestmilitarymind@reddwarf.co.uk] has joined #reddwarfbeta
[21:52] [@HOL_6000] Arnold J. Rimmer reporting for duty.
[21:52] [Arnold J. Rimmer] alright! ah yes! been waiting for this!
[21:52] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Aye, lad.
[21:52] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) hands Rimmer the board with the purchase order
[21:53] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Ah need y'er code and signature an' I'll off load it into y're cargo bay.
[21:54] > Arnold J. Rimmer puts in the code.....and starts to write his signature........
[21:54] [Matsumi (Uniform)] can i ask...whatcha need 300 mini busts of yer own head for?
[21:55] > Arnold J. Rimmer is still signing his signature
[21:55] [Arnold J. Rimmer] I suppose you wouldn't understand..someone of your rank
[21:57] [Arnold J. Rimmer] but mi laddo...sometimes one wants to wake up surrounded by the sight of a great man
[21:58] [Matsumi (Uniform)] *mutters* or wake up to the stares of a total smeghead...
[21:58] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) kind of shakes his head a little.
[21:58] [Arnold J. Rimmer] what was that, FOURTH technician Matsumi?
[21:59] [Matsumi (Uniform)] nothing nothing
[22:01] [Arnold J. Rimmer] what are you even doing here? Have you polished the rivets on vents 50-78?
[22:01] [Matsumi (Uniform)] yes >_>
[22:01] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Seems everythi'ns in order then. I'll get the crates out.
[22:01] > Arnold J. Rimmer FINALLY finishes his signature...it's rediciously large
[22:01] [Arnold J. Rimmer] there you are!
[22:02] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Mr. Rimmer..... mind if ah borra' yer lit'l crewmate 'ere?
[22:03] [Matsumi (Uniform)] huh?
[22:04] [Arnold J. Rimmer] she's not a crewmate she's a subordinate...and if you have to
[22:04] [Arnold J. Rimmer] but when you're done....make sure to fix vending machine BX6 on level 557
[22:04] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ...yes...second technician arnold J. Rimmer
[22:05] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Come'on, Philly.
[22:06] > Matsumi (Uniform) follows after Mek-Kal mouthing "philly?"
[22:09] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) walks into the cargo hold, where his ship is docked, pushing a button to open the hold of his ship
[22:10] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Tha' only thin' I needed ya' for was ta show me where to put the crates.
[22:10] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Ah jus' kinda figured ya could use a break from.... tha knobhead back there.
[22:15] [Matsumi (Uniform)] tell me about it.....
[22:15] [Matsumi (Uniform)] total smeghead
[22:18] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) uses an electro dolly to move the first crate
[22:19] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Where do ye want these, Philly?
[22:19] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ......
[22:19] > Matsumi (Uniform) thinks
[22:24] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ..I know just the place
[22:25] > Matsumi (Uniform) whispers in Mek-Kel's ear where he should label it to be sent
[22:26] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Ya' sure 'bout tha' one?
[22:30] [Matsumi (Uniform)] oh yeah
[22:32] [Matsumi (Uniform)] might not make sense but boy will it make me happy
[22:32] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Well.... anythin' ta see a smile on a pretty Philly's face.
[22:33] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) winks to Matsumi as he starts to offload the cargo
[22:37] [Matsumi (Uniform)] thanks fer showing up
[22:38] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Ah wouldn' be doin' me job if I didn' deliver.
[22:39] [Matsumi (Uniform)] real pain being the only person on here..well other then Rimmer
[22:40] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] So.. wait....
[22:40] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] So he's the second tech..... an you're.... the fourth..... but ye'r tha only one's here?
[22:43] [Matsumi (Uniform)] yah pretty much..mad ain't it
[22:52] [Matsumi (Uniform)] so I have ta do everything round here
[22:56] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] How'd a bellend like him get in charge of you?
[22:57] [Matsumi (Uniform)] he has a higher rank.....
[22:57] [Matsumi (Uniform)] way things are with the Jupiter Mining Corporation...
[22:57] [Matsumi (Uniform)] was that way when I signed up for the job.......
[22:57] [Matsumi (Uniform)] *mutters* can't remember when that was though
[22:58] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) finishes moving the crates to the place where Matsumi showed him
[22:59] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Well... that's all set then.
[22:59] [Matsumi (Uniform)] 'ey thanks for that
[23:01] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] N'problem at'll.
[23:02] [Arnold J. Rimmer] ☇ Technician Matsumi..you almost done there??? the vending machines aren't going to repair themselves you know! ☇
[23:02] > Matsumi (Uniform) grumbles to herself
[23:06] [Matsumi (Uniform)] yeah well...made my day better
[23:07] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] If ah could... I'd take ya outta here, lovey but.... ah fear you're a mite young fer me, as pretty of a Philly as ye are.
[23:07] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) winks again, putting away his equipment and closing up his cargo bay.
[23:08] > Matsumi (Uniform) gives a little smile at that but nods
[23:12] [Matsumi (Uniform)] you have fun out there, mate!
[23:15] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Ey... give that bellend 'ell for me, Philly...... which I jus realized....
[23:16] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] I never got ye'r actual name.
[23:16] [Matsumi (Uniform)] oh me?
[23:16] [Matsumi (Uniform)] Matsumi
[23:17] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Cute name.... matches ye'r look.
[23:17] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] I'll catch ya' 'round, Mats. Don' let that guy give ya guff.
[23:18] [Matsumi (Uniform)] eh I'll deal with ole smeghead
[23:28] [Matsumi (Uniform)] catch ya later!
[23:28] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] And ye!
[23:29] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) waves to Matsumi as she gets into his ship, starting the automatic undocking sequence, sounding an alarm for anyone not in a space suit to leave the cargo hold.
[23:32] > Matsumi (Uniform) heads away from the cargo hold
[23:35] > Matsumi (Uniform) goes to grab her tools
[23:36] <-- Mek-Kal (Uniform) has left #reddwarfbeta (On to the next one.)
[23:37] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ...back to the grind *yawn*
[23:41] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ugh..just....30 more hours till break....
[23:49] > Matsumi (Uniform) wanders off...smirking to herself
[00:00] >>> Saturday Apr 11 2020 <<<
[01:54] > Arnold J. Rimmer glances outside...and sees a stream of plaster busts of himself floating by
[01:54] [Arnold J. Rimmer] MY HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!
[01:54] [Arnold J. Rimmer] MAT-SU-MI!!!!!!!!!!!!
[01:55] > Matsumi (Uniform) is watching a John Wayne film in the movie theater along with the skuttlers....
[01:55] <-- Matsumi (Uniform) has left #reddwarfbeta (oh?)
[01:55] <-- Matsumi (Uniform) has left #reddwarfbeta (^)
[00:00] >>> Saturday Aug 08 2020 <<<
[22:44] [@HOL_6000] Knight Nephrite rolls: 1d16 { 1 }
[00:00] >>> Wednesday May 19 2021 <<<
[02:43] [-Lyn] Now what have I come across here? What a weird feeling... I wonder if anyone will see this, or if I'm the last one. No way, right? Yeah, no way.
[00:00] >>> Monday Jan 10 2022 <<<
[21:37] [-] you are not the last
[21:37] [-] we live
[00:00] >>> Sunday Sep 15 2024 <<<
[14:48] > @HOL_6000 changes topic to `Chat window size increased by roughly 25% If you were scaling up the page size in your browser, you may wish to adjust. (Aside from the fact that no one has chatted here for several years, so it doesn't matter, lol)`
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