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[13:05] --> Matsumi_Shin (Uniform) has joined #reddwarfbeta
[13:05] [@HOL_6000] Welcome aboard, Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)
[13:05] > Matsumi_Shin (Uniform) walks down the halls muttering to herself
[13:06] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] fix this fix that....one of these days i'm going to fix HIM
[13:06] > Matsumi_Shin (Uniform) stops in front of a vending machine and puts down her bag
[13:06] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] alrighty then..let's see what's wrong with you...
[13:07] [~Vending Machine] Zur Ehre des Kaisers gebe ich Ihnen Nudeln !!!
[13:07] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] ....
[13:07] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] yeah that would explain that
[13:08] > Matsumi_Shin (Uniform) opens up the vending machine....and glances about...
[13:11] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] ....oh i see the problem..personality circuit got..switched to auto-german
[13:11] > Matsumi_Shin (Uniform) tries to reach in but her chest causes her to get wedged in behind the machine
[13:11] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] .......
[13:22] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] ugh com..come on....
[13:22] > Matsumi_Shin (Uniform) flails a bit
[13:34] > ~Skuttler scoots by and stops..spotting Matsumi
[13:34] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] oh..oh thank god.......
[13:34] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] get some help!
[13:35] > Matsumi_Shin (Uniform) keeps struggling to free herself
[13:35] > ~Skuttler pauses and scoots off
[13:37] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] ugh...*keeps trying to get the machine off her*
[13:43] [~Vending Machine] FÜR DIE EHRE DES VATERLANDES !!!
[13:43] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] ..oh shut up
[13:44] > ~Skuttler returns with..an screwdriver
[13:44] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] ...what..no I meant some help..I mean some actual HELP
[13:44] > ~Skuttler backs off from the yelling
[13:44] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] no..wait no..come back...
[13:44] > ~Skuttler scoots off
[13:44] <-- ~Skuttler has left #reddwarfbeta
[13:45] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] COME BA....aw flipping smeg...
[13:45] > Matsumi_Shin (Uniform) keeps trying to free herself in the meantime
[13:45] > Matsumi_Shin (Uniform) is away
[16:18] [Matsumi_Shin (Uniform)] ugggggh
[16:19] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ^
[16:20] > Matsumi (Uniform) stumbles into her quarters and collapses on her bed
[16:20] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ...fine...
[16:21] > Matsumi (Uniform) lays on the bed...trying to rest
[16:21] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ..flipping hell day...
[16:27] > Matsumi (Uniform) buries her face in the pillow
[16:35] [Arnold J. Rimmer] 4th Technician Matsumi!
[16:36] [Matsumi (Uniform)] GAH!
[16:36] > Matsumi (Uniform) falls off the bed
[16:39] [Matsumi (Uniform)] Rimmah.....it's my break, ain't it?.....
[16:39] [Arnold J. Rimmer] ...that's first technician Rimmer to you, mi laddo!
[16:39] > Matsumi (Uniform) rolls her eyes...
[16:39] [Matsumi (Uniform)] first technician rimmah, yes sir...
[16:40] [Arnold J. Rimmer] first shift is done...second shift has started...get yourselves going!
[16:41] [Matsumi (Uniform)] can't ya get anyone else on this side of the ship?
[16:41] [Arnold J. Rimmer] look i told you...you're the only one here and we have got to work as a team...where's your spirit!? Your pride as an employee of the Jupiter Mining Company?
[16:42] [Matsumi (Uniform)] where's the smegging off switch...
[16:44] [Arnold J. Rimmer] alright then! no waiting! hup hup hup!
[16:45] <-- Arnold J. Rimmer [greatestmilitarymind@reddwarf.co.uk] has left #reddwarfbeta
[16:45] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ugh...
[16:45] > Matsumi (Uniform) gets up
[16:45] [Matsumi (Uniform)] can't wait till the bleeding tour of duty is done....
[16:45] > Matsumi (Uniform) picks up her tools and walks out
[16:45] <-- Matsumi (Uniform) has left #reddwarfbeta (smegging hell)
[16:46] [Matsumi (Uniform)] /DM TO BE CONTINUED?
[16:46] > ~To be (Uniform) Continued!?
[21:04] --> Matsumi (Uniform) has joined #reddwarfbeta
[21:04] [@HOL_6000] Welcome aboard, Matsumi (Uniform)
[21:06] > Matsumi (Uniform) is standing on a box, half way through a vent and trying to fix something not far from dock M
[21:06] [Matsumi (Uniform)] smegging....when was this last fixed.....smegging rimmer and his smegging...
[21:08] [Mek-Kal] /dm As she works, a short alarm sounds then the sounds of mechanical movement before.... silence.
[21:10] [Matsumi (Uniform)] eh? OW!
[21:10] > Matsumi (Uniform) hits her head against the vent and stumbles down
[21:10] [Matsumi (Uniform)] bloody....
[21:10] --> Mek-Kal (Uniform) has joined #reddwarfbeta
[21:10] [@HOL_6000] Welcome aboard, Mek-Kal (Uniform)
[21:10] > Matsumi (Uniform) notices a few scuttlers looking at her
[21:10] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ..don't
[21:10] [Matsumi (Uniform)] huh?
[21:10] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) steps through a door, looking around
[21:11] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] 'ello?? Anyone 'ere?
[21:12] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ..
[21:12] > Matsumi (Uniform) wanders over
[21:12] [Matsumi (Uniform)] 'ello?
[21:12] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) looks over as Matsumi approaches, whistling a bit and winking
[21:13] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Well now.... aren't ye a pret'y li'l philly~
[21:13] > Matsumi (Uniform) blinks and looks behind her...thinking he's talking about someone behind her
[21:14] [Matsumi (Uniform)] wait..you're an actual person!
[21:14] [Matsumi (Uniform)] was told there was nobody else out there'
[21:15] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Ye could call meh that.... but I'm nearer ta a robot than a person.
[21:17] [Matsumi (Uniform)] .....
[21:17] > Matsumi (Uniform) glances back at the scuttlers who scurry away
[21:17] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ...yah seem like more of an improvement to the robots I work with
[21:29] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Well.... tha's cause they're actually 'bots. Ah'm, what wee scientists decided ta' call.... a bio-android.
[21:31] [Matsumi (Uniform)] man....I've nevah heard of that....*walks around Mek-Kal*
[21:31] [Matsumi (Uniform)] OH BLOOMING....sorry what are yah here for again?
[21:34] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Aye... ta business then. I 'ave a supply delivery for a.... Arenold Rimmer...?
[21:35] [Matsumi (Uniform)] Rimmer?.......
[21:36] [Matsumi (Uniform)] what the 'eck would he be ordering...
[21:36] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Aye.... tha's the name on the form.
[21:36] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) shows Matsumi the receipt on his clipboard.
[21:39] > Matsumi (Uniform) looks
[21:39] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ........
[21:40] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ...
[21:40] > Matsumi (Uniform) hands it back
[21:40] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ..I'll..call him
[21:44] > Matsumi (Uniform) pulls out a walkie like device
[21:44] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ..second technician arnold rimmer *sigh* bsc ssc to section M99
[21:45] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) watches and listens curiously
[21:46] [Arnold J. Rimmer] on my way!
[21:49] [Matsumi (Uniform)] so what's it like outside?
[21:51] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Black.... cold.... no air.... 'bout what ya'd expect space to be.
[21:51] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) winks with a smirk
[21:52] [Matsumi (Uniform)] huh....yah suppose so
[21:52] --> Arnold J. Rimmer [greatestmilitarymind@reddwarf.co.uk] has joined #reddwarfbeta
[21:52] [@HOL_6000] Arnold J. Rimmer reporting for duty.
[21:52] [Arnold J. Rimmer] alright! ah yes! been waiting for this!
[21:52] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Aye, lad.
[21:52] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) hands Rimmer the board with the purchase order
[21:53] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Ah need y'er code and signature an' I'll off load it into y're cargo bay.
[21:54] > Arnold J. Rimmer puts in the code.....and starts to write his signature........
[21:54] [Matsumi (Uniform)] can i ask...whatcha need 300 mini busts of yer own head for?
[21:55] > Arnold J. Rimmer is still signing his signature
[21:55] [Arnold J. Rimmer] I suppose you wouldn't understand..someone of your rank
[21:57] [Arnold J. Rimmer] but mi laddo...sometimes one wants to wake up surrounded by the sight of a great man
[21:58] [Matsumi (Uniform)] *mutters* or wake up to the stares of a total smeghead...
[21:58] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) kind of shakes his head a little.
[21:58] [Arnold J. Rimmer] what was that, FOURTH technician Matsumi?
[21:59] [Matsumi (Uniform)] nothing nothing
[22:01] [Arnold J. Rimmer] what are you even doing here? Have you polished the rivets on vents 50-78?
[22:01] [Matsumi (Uniform)] yes >_>
[22:01] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Seems everythi'ns in order then. I'll get the crates out.
[22:01] > Arnold J. Rimmer FINALLY finishes his signature...it's rediciously large
[22:01] [Arnold J. Rimmer] there you are!
[22:02] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Mr. Rimmer..... mind if ah borra' yer lit'l crewmate 'ere?
[22:03] [Matsumi (Uniform)] huh?
[22:04] [Arnold J. Rimmer] she's not a crewmate she's a subordinate...and if you have to
[22:04] [Arnold J. Rimmer] but when you're done....make sure to fix vending machine BX6 on level 557
[22:04] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ...yes...second technician arnold J. Rimmer
[22:05] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Come'on, Philly.
[22:06] > Matsumi (Uniform) follows after Mek-Kal mouthing "philly?"
[22:09] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) walks into the cargo hold, where his ship is docked, pushing a button to open the hold of his ship
[22:10] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Tha' only thin' I needed ya' for was ta show me where to put the crates.
[22:10] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Ah jus' kinda figured ya could use a break from.... tha knobhead back there.
[22:15] [Matsumi (Uniform)] tell me about it.....
[22:15] [Matsumi (Uniform)] total smeghead
[22:18] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) uses an electro dolly to move the first crate
[22:19] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Where do ye want these, Philly?
[22:19] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ......
[22:19] > Matsumi (Uniform) thinks
[22:24] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ..I know just the place
[22:25] > Matsumi (Uniform) whispers in Mek-Kel's ear where he should label it to be sent
[22:26] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Ya' sure 'bout tha' one?
[22:30] [Matsumi (Uniform)] oh yeah
[22:32] [Matsumi (Uniform)] might not make sense but boy will it make me happy
[22:32] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Well.... anythin' ta see a smile on a pretty Philly's face.
[22:33] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) winks to Matsumi as he starts to offload the cargo
[22:37] [Matsumi (Uniform)] thanks fer showing up
[22:38] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Ah wouldn' be doin' me job if I didn' deliver.
[22:39] [Matsumi (Uniform)] real pain being the only person on here..well other then Rimmer
[22:40] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] So.. wait....
[22:40] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] So he's the second tech..... an you're.... the fourth..... but ye'r tha only one's here?
[22:43] [Matsumi (Uniform)] yah pretty much..mad ain't it
[22:52] [Matsumi (Uniform)] so I have ta do everything round here
[22:56] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] How'd a bellend like him get in charge of you?
[22:57] [Matsumi (Uniform)] he has a higher rank.....
[22:57] [Matsumi (Uniform)] way things are with the Jupiter Mining Corporation...
[22:57] [Matsumi (Uniform)] was that way when I signed up for the job.......
[22:57] [Matsumi (Uniform)] *mutters* can't remember when that was though
[22:58] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) finishes moving the crates to the place where Matsumi showed him
[22:59] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Well... that's all set then.
[22:59] [Matsumi (Uniform)] 'ey thanks for that
[23:01] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] N'problem at'll.
[23:02] [Arnold J. Rimmer] Technician Matsumi..you almost done there??? the vending machines aren't going to repair themselves you know!
[23:02] > Matsumi (Uniform) grumbles to herself
[23:06] [Matsumi (Uniform)] yeah well...made my day better
[23:07] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] If ah could... I'd take ya outta here, lovey but.... ah fear you're a mite young fer me, as pretty of a Philly as ye are.
[23:07] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) winks again, putting away his equipment and closing up his cargo bay.
[23:08] > Matsumi (Uniform) gives a little smile at that but nods
[23:12] [Matsumi (Uniform)] you have fun out there, mate!
[23:15] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Ey... give that bellend 'ell for me, Philly...... which I jus realized....
[23:16] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] I never got ye'r actual name.
[23:16] [Matsumi (Uniform)] oh me?
[23:16] [Matsumi (Uniform)] Matsumi
[23:17] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] Cute name.... matches ye'r look.
[23:17] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] I'll catch ya' 'round, Mats. Don' let that guy give ya guff.
[23:18] [Matsumi (Uniform)] eh I'll deal with ole smeghead
[23:28] [Matsumi (Uniform)] catch ya later!
[23:28] [Mek-Kal (Uniform)] And ye!
[23:29] > Mek-Kal (Uniform) waves to Matsumi as she gets into his ship, starting the automatic undocking sequence, sounding an alarm for anyone not in a space suit to leave the cargo hold.
[23:32] > Matsumi (Uniform) heads away from the cargo hold
[23:35] > Matsumi (Uniform) goes to grab her tools
[23:36] <-- Mek-Kal (Uniform) has left #reddwarfbeta (On to the next one.)
[23:37] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ...back to the grind *yawn*
[23:41] [Matsumi (Uniform)] ugh..just....30 more hours till break....
[23:49] > Matsumi (Uniform) wanders off...smirking to herself
[00:00] >>> Saturday Apr 11 2020 <<<
[01:54] > Arnold J. Rimmer glances outside...and sees a stream of plaster busts of himself floating by
[01:54] [Arnold J. Rimmer] MY HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!
[01:54] [Arnold J. Rimmer] MAT-SU-MI!!!!!!!!!!!!
[01:55] > Matsumi (Uniform) is watching a John Wayne film in the movie theater along with the skuttlers....
[01:55] <-- Matsumi (Uniform) has left #reddwarfbeta (oh?)
[01:55] <-- Matsumi (Uniform) has left #reddwarfbeta (^)
[00:00] >>> Saturday Aug 08 2020 <<<
[22:44] [@HOL_6000] Knight Nephrite rolls: 1d16 { 1 }
[00:00] >>> Wednesday May 19 2021 <<<
[02:43] [-Lyn] Now what have I come across here? What a weird feeling... I wonder if anyone will see this, or if I'm the last one. No way, right? Yeah, no way.

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